Category Archives: Funny Jokes

Trump best jokes – Hypocritical

“You started your campaign by accusing Mexicans of being rapists. Now you’re on tape explaining how you sexually assault women. The only way you could be more hypocritical is if you said it in Spanish.” — Michael Che on “Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update”

Funny Trump jokes – Mickey Mouse

Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the heck made you shout Mickey Mouse?” Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck!”